Most Famous EMails
This section is dedicated to the most stupid, hilarious and brazen emails that I got EVER! To get a glimpse of what I
have to face each day, read below. I do not want publish the names and/or email addresses, I only want to post email
content to show pure presumptuousness and fatuity !!!
EMail received on 18. Dec. 2002 (My favorite)
hello!!!!
i am from the philippines... :) i've always wanted to play counter-strike on the internet.
but when i try to connect,... i always get this message---- "your cd key cannot be used on
the Valve system." why is this?..... please send me instructions on how to join the counter-strike
games on the internet. installed in my computer is version 1.5. ....... please send me e-mail on how
to join... i am dying to join!!!!!!
merry x'mas!!!!!
Developers note:
You have no CD Key ??? Well, you simply have to BUY the game, then you have a valid CD key !!! I won't give you mine,
since i bought CStrike myself and !!! I WILL NOT TRADE MY CD KEY TO ANYONE !!! Got that ?!?!?
Why do I allways get the stupid emails ? *suck*
EMail received on 21. Febr. 2003
Hi ….. myself and a few of the XXX clan members have rented a server from you guys and we cant do anything with it.
We cant get into it.
Could you email me back @
XXXX@XXXXXX.XXX please
We have spent $600 plus and would like to be able to play. Thnx
Developers note:
Oh man, you spent that much money and you do not know what to do with it ? Thats terrible !!! First of all YOU did not
rent anything from ME !!!!!!!! Why don't you buy something usefull, like a microwave or something ?!? Maybe thats easier
for you to handle !!! Don't bother me! I have NOTHING to do with that!
EMail received on 14. March 2003
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Could you please make me a wesite that kicks people and you can login to the website with different usernames.
Just a kicking system
And also something to see people who are banned (command=listid and listip)
And a place to unban them
Ex
Admin_command admin_kick (blank)
Admin_command admin_Unban (blank)
PLEASE DO THIS THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH.
Developers note:
Sure! I have nothing better to do than to do web development to any guy who says:
!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE !!!
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Last Update: 20 Mar 2003
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